PROVENZA: Are you drunk?
LLOYD GIBBS: No. I ran out of beer, like, two hours ago.
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SHARON: I understand your flustration, but until we have orders to the contrary, LAPD officers are not required to babysit your witnesses.
EMMA RIOS: Unless they´re cute little blond boys, in which case you adopt them?
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EMMA RIOS: I´ve got fifteen minutes to get to court and persuade the judge that Lloyd Gibbs is a credible witness being unfairly detained. Anybody care to come back me up?
JULIO: I will. This evidence is total bullshit.
EMMA RIOS: Thank you. It´s nice to know I have at least one friend here, Detective Lopez.
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LLOYD GIBBS: A friend was with me last night.
ANDY: (shouts) I told you not to call anybody!
LLOYD GIBBS: I wasn´t just anybody. This is the most amazing woman in the world, I´ve known her since we were kids, we´ve dated off and on since high school and you can believe her when she says I dindn´t kill anyone because she is honest, dependable and absolutely not a prostitute!
ANDY: Not a prostitute?
PROVENZA: What is her name?
LLOYD GIBBS: Her name is Shampagne - with an S - and she has a website.
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SHAMPAGNE: Oh, no. Is he okay?
ANDY: Oh, he´s about thirty seconds from being charged with with murder, but other than that, yeah, he´s great.
SHAMPAGNE: Will you give him my best? Oh, and tell him that I´ve got the "free moustache rides" sweatshirt that he left in my car.
PROVENZA: You know what? I´ve got a better idea. Why don´t you come with us and you can tell him yourself?
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SHAMPAGNE: What did you do? It isn´t working. It won´t take my password. You people broke my phone!
MIKE: Let me see if I can fix it. It´s made in China!
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SCOTT PERRY: I should´ve known all along that Shampagne would talk.
SHARON: Well, it is what she´s paid to do.
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SHARON: Anyway I feel a month of civility coming my way.
PROVENZA: Oh, son of the...
