Karel30: Ahoj. Je tu někdo?
muslicka vstoupila do místnosti
muslicka: ahoj kocoure!
Karel30: Ahoj, ale já jsem Karel.
muslicka: hahaha jsi taky velkej vtipalek vid?
Karel30: Ano. Kamarádi z práce říkají, že jsem. Jednou jsem třeba řekl, že náš šéf vypadá jako buldog. To se mohli strhat!
muslicka: hahaha, co rikas na sex?
Karel30: No, je to jistě, ehm, zajímavá zábava a je to i celkem přijemné, ale...
muslicka: dame si to po netu brouku?
Karel30: Po netu? (Jmenuji se Karel.)
muslicka: no jasne ze po netu
Karel30: Možná ti to přijde trapné, ale...jak se to dělá?
muslicka: no jak asi ty vole! normalne budes psat co mas na sobe a co mas pod tim a budes mi rikat co mam delat a ja to budu delat a tak. tak co?
Karel30: No, dobrá.
muslicka: tak jo zacnem jaky mas pero
Karel30: Kuličkové.
muslicka: neboj na kulicky se taky dostane. ted me zajima tvoje brko
Karel30: Brko?
muslicka: ty vole!!!! jakej mas penis!
Karel30: Ach, tak. No, já nevím jestli ti to mám říct.
muslicka: neboj, ja to nikomu nereknu. moc me tim vzrusis!
Karel30: Nuže dobrá. Můj penis je takový, takový, oválný.
muslicka: boze!!!!!! dylku, sirku, chlupy...
Karel30: A proč to chceš vědět, můžu-li se zeptat?
muslicka: budu si te predstavovat a moc me to vzrusi! proste chci jenom vedet jestli je ta 30 u tvyho jmena vek nebo centimetry
Karel30: Věk.
muslicka: ach jo:-( TAK REKNES MI TO NEBO NE???
Karel30: Tak dobrá. Moment, zajdu si pro metr.
muslicka: ok cekam
Karel30 odešel z místnosti
muslicka: proc odchazis z mistnosti debile???
Karel30 vstoupil do místnosti
Karel30: Už jsem zpět! A jmenuji se Karel.
muslicka: kolik?
Karel30: Háháhá, čtvrtý jistě ne:-) Prostě jen Karel:-)
muslicka: tvy pero blbe!
Karel30: 18 centimetrů.
muslicka: no, de to...a jak je tlustej a co chlupy mas obrizku?
Karel30: Tlustý je docela dost, chlupy samozřejmě mám, vždyt je mi třicet! Obřízku nemám, všechny dokumenty musím trhat ručně.
muslicka: ty vole vis vubec co to je obrizka?Huh
Karel30: Myslím, že to je slangově skartovačka...
muslicka: boze!! to je kdyz TAM nemas kuzi
Karel30: Tam?
muslicka: na tvym pipinovi!!
Karel30: Proboha, takoví lidé existují? Jsou to chudáci:-(
muslicka: vis co dem na to radsi nebo se z tebe poseru uz
Karel30: Dobrá.
muslicka: oki co mas na sobe?
Karel30: Bavlněný svetr a tepláky.
muslicka: dobre brouku, sundej svetr
Karel30: Vždyt je zima!
muslicka: grrr! chces me udelat nebo ne???
Karel30: Ano.
muslicka: tak si sundej ten svetr!
Karel30: Dobře. Je sundán.
muslicka: fine, tetka si hlad bradavky
Karel30: Přes nátělník?
muslicka: ty vole ty nosis natelnik? kolik ti je? 60?
Karel30: Třicet.
muslicka: sundej to tilko nebo se z tebe poseru uz!
Karel30: Dobrá. Co mám dělat nyní?
muslicka: hlad si bradavky!!
Karel30: Jak to mám dělat dlouho?
muslicka: dokud ti nestvrdne lamo!
Karel30: Bradavka? (Jsem Karel.)
muslicka: *** VOLE!!!
Karel30: Ach tak.
muslicka: tak co?
Karel30: Pořád nic.
muslicka: stoji ti vubec nekdy??
Karel30: Ano.
muslicka: dobre skusime to jinak. ja mam na sobe jenom podprsenku a kalhotky. muzes udelat co chces, co udelas?
Karel30: Řeknu ti, at se oblékneš. Je velká zima.
muslicka: ale ja se nechci obliknout naopak jeste vic se svliknu! stojim pred tebou naha!
Karel30: Ach!
muslicka: copak uz ti stoji?
Karel30: Ne. Ale uvědomil jsem si, že zítra nejdu do práce! Ano, ano, ano!
muslicka: ach jo:-( proc vlastne chodis do mistnosti udelas mi to?
Karel30: Já myslel, že mi tu uděláte jeden dokument co potřebuju do práce.
muslicka: jakej?
Karel30: O vztahu hranostajů k české gastronomii v 18. století.
muslicka: zajimave neco podobneho jsem davala svym zamestnancum ja, jsem totiz sefka. kde pracujes?
Karel30: V Lanąkrouně.
muslicka: Karel Polák??
Karel30: Ano! Znáš mě??
muslicka: NE ASI KDYZ SEM TVUJ NADRIZENEJ!!! MAS OKAMZITOU VYPOVED KARLE!!!!
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