Ill never tell Aj
17. 3. 2007
I'll never tell
Nikdy neřeknu
Nikdy neřeknu
Anya-
This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is
I'll never tell.
Xander-
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace.
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight-
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - no.
I'll never tell.
Anya+Alex-
Cause there's nothing to tell.
Anya-
He snores.
Xander-
She wheezes.
Anya-
Say 'housework' and he freezes.
Xander-
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
Anya-
I talk, he breezes.
Xander-
She doesn't know what pleases.
Anya-
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
Anya+Alex-
The vibe gets kind of scary
Xander
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya-
Like it's all just temporary
Xander-
Like her toes are kind of hairy
Anya+Alex-
But it's all very well
Cause god knows, I'll never tell!
Anya-
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know.
Xander-
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev-
Anya-
His eyes are beady!
Xander-
This is my verse, hello!
She-
Anya-
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Anya+Xander-
You know...
Xander-
You're quite the charmer.
Anya-
My knight in armor.
Xander-
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple tight embrace!
Anya-
He's swell
Xander-
She's sweller
Anya-
He'll always be my feller
Xander-
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.
Anya-
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide.
Anya+Xander-
I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell
Xander-
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Anya-
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xander-
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
Anya-
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Xander-
Am I crazy?
Anya-
Am I dreamin'?
Xander-
Am I marrying a demon?
Anya+Xander-
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank god, I'll never tell!
I swear that I'll never tell!
Xander-
My lips are sealed
Anya-
I take the Fifth
Xander-
Nothing to see
Move it along
Spolu: I 'll never
Tell!